tired whore

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
seyvetch
aveanexalea

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

thedoctorknits

He stops and looks both ways?!?

bettsplendens

You wanna know what makes this better?

Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.

jcgreen72

This is my new favorite post

dovewithscales

I can’t ever not reblog.

endershards

Have some happy crow vibes

irishironclad

@a-beautiful-crow

knighthawkchapter

@candiceirae

defilerwyrm

Not this shit again!! Crows hop. They’re passerines. Why do you think the term “crow-hopping” exists?! Holy fuck I do not understand why people choose to log onto Al Gore’s internet just to lie about birds

seyvetch
grimeclown

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

wizardshark

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

seyvetch
gaphic

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I am so serious when I say if you want to learn about light, you NEED to at least look at modeseven’s tutorials. even if you’re not pursuing a painterly style, this is all essential theory that can be easily adapted to different coloring styles. notice how none of these ever say ‘light with these colors and shade with these colors’? notice how this is teaching how light works on a mechanical level, and reminding the audience to adjust the actual colors they choose by context? THAT is good advice.

(if you’re thinking ‘wow I want to study more of this persons art!’ I encourage you to do so, but proceed with the knowledge that modeseven draws pretty much exclusively weird as hell kink art. sometimes wisdom comes from horny places)